Subversive Cross Stitch It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherf*ckers

Deluxe kit includes material, thread, full color pattern, instructions, two needles and a hoop. Kit photos are an example of packaging and kit contents but will come with pattern in main photo. Design area size on 14-count material: 5.21" x 3.57". Gold frame not included! From the McSweeney's article by Colin Nissan. If you've never read it, you must!